Twilight Spoof

So, I was really excited to hear that Stephenie Meyer had sold the movie rights to her book (twice, actually). I thought, well, it's such a popular book, they can't do a half-baked job on it. Then....the trailer came out. Don't get me wrong, I thought they did a great job picking Bella and Edward, visually at least. And Edward's voice, oh, Edward's voice - so good. But ask me if I'm excited about the movie now. Yeah. Not really. I mean, I'll see it (of course I'll see it - I'm going to see HMS3 and I don't even remotely like HSM), but I've pretty much decided it won't be as good as I want it to be. Besides, in the grand tradition of movies-based-off-of-books, the book is generally better - pretty much 98.5% of the time (Pride & Prejudice being the only exception I can think of now(yay for making up statistics!)).

Anyways, I say this to preface the awesomeness that follows - a spoof trailer that my sister sent me that is pretty much fabulous. It's a goldmine of one-liners, I sweat (or I swear, but let's just be nice and say I do neither).